MISSION STATUS: QUESTIONABLEFLIGHT NO. 0001
NO EXPERIENCE REQUIREDEARTH TIME --:--:--
โ— SPACE PROGRAM / 100% APE OPERATED

TO THE
MOON.
PROBABLY.

Zero scientists. Four apes. One rocket. What could possibly go wrong?

OFFICIAL-LOOKING. ABSOLUTELY UNQUALIFIED. โ„ข
Four cartoon ape astronauts in white space suits, Earth and rocket in the background
0%PLANNING
100% VIBES
โ— BREAKING TRANSMISSIONCAPTAIN HAS PUSHED THE BIG RED BUTTON AGAIN โ€ข ENGINEER REPORTS 'LOOKS FINE' โ€ข LAUNCH WINDOW: WHENEVER
MISSION / 001 โ€” FLIGHT TEST

APE FLIGHT ACADEMY

A surprisingly playable flight program. Collect bananas for upgrades, avoid space rocks, and make it to the Moon.

FLIGHT.EXE โ€” UNLICENSED SPACE PROGRAM
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READY TO BE ASTRONAUT?

Hold โ†‘ / W to fly up. Hold โ†“ / S to dive. On mobile, use the two buttons below. Eat bananas. Avoid asteroids. Don't ask about the budget.

DISTANCE0 / 3,000
BANANAS0 ๐ŸŒ
HULLโ™ฅ โ™ฅ โ™ฅ
BEST0 m

STEER: W / โ†‘ UP ยท S / โ†“ DOWN
GRAB ๐ŸŒ ยท DODGE โ˜„ ยท GO FAR

PERSONNEL FILES / NOT APPROVED

MEET THE APES.

The only space agency where the astronauts hired themselves. Tap a file to inspect its questionable credentials.

THE ENTIRE MASTER PLAN / DECLASSIFIED

ONE SMALL STEP. NO IDEA.

A prestigious space program founded on pure determination, poor judgement and bananas.

HOW WE GOT HERE

01

THE BIG IDEA

Four apes saw a rocket launch on television. Naturally, they assumed they could do better.

02

THE SPACE AGENCY

NASA โ€” National Association of Stupid Apes โ€” was established immediately. There was no paperwork.

03

THE ENGINEERING

The rocket was assembled using an instruction manual, determination, and several suspicious bananas.

04

THE DESTINATION

The Moon. Probably. The astronauts are still debating which way is up.

โ— SECURE TRANSMISSION / OPEN CHANNEL

THE BANANA HOTLINE

> INCOMING MESSAGE FROM MISSION CONTROL

"If it has buttons, press them. If it has bananas, eat them."

> END TRANSMISSION โ–Œ
SATIRE PROJECT. NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE REAL NASA.